Alyssa Westerlund
High-energy dynamo Alyssa Westerlund is widely recognized as one of the funniest people in the Bay Area. Her sweet, innocent looks belie her wicked sense of humor and spot on delivery. She inspires women and melts men like toy soldiers in the microwave. No topic is off-limits, no sensibility is safe, she will rip your guts out, tear your heart to pieces, grab you by the genitalia and not let go until you're in stitches.